Standing on the Sidewalk

I haven’t done one of these in ages.  My thanks to The Angst Guy for uploading this to the Daria Wiki. Daria: Jane, you dyed your hair again, didn’t you? Jane: Um, no. Daria: And it’s green this time.  Why green? Jane: I’ve over here, Daria. Daria: And why are you standing there with your arms up like that? Jane: Daria, put on your glasses. Anyone else care to come up with a...

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Apocalyptic Daria: Part #3 Linda and Beyond

I gave a plug for Apocalyptic Daria before.  I just wanted to mention that Part 3 is now up.  See who lives, see who dies and see who’s fried.  I’m reading it now. edit: I was kidding about the “Who’s fried” bit.  Oh well.

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Has Daria Made a Reappearance?

I’ve been reading Girls With Slingshots webcomic created by Danielle Corsetto for quite some time now. (I’ll be adding it to the links list shortly after I finish writing this.) I have to admit that I find a very striking resemblance between Daria and Clarice.  Besides them looking a like with their long red hair and glasses, they’re both quiet and have a love of books.  Granted Clarice has an interesting weekend job that may fit Jane more but it’s still close enough to make me wonder. (edit: Danielle talks about the origin of Clarice along with the first book released for this strip here.) I wonder if The Angst Guy has noticed the...

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Looking back at January

Breakfast was cool.  Had eggs, bacon, and biscuits.  I think I was the only non-church person there so i had to introduce myself a number of times but I didn’t mind.  I walk by the church twice every day when I head over to UNCC.  Didn’t get any pictures as my batteries died with the other breakfast this morning under the bridge. I finally got a chance to look over the most read posts for January.  I probably should do some sort of Top Post widget in the sidebar. (edit: Done now.) – Download Dragon Magazine and it’s Part #2 article. – Mac Desktop Wallpapers – 50 Things NOT to do at Hogwarts (And I feel bad about that as it’s not even mine.) – Robot Chicken: Charlie Brown And The Great Pumpkin – Download Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? (You can but not with those links.) – Family Guy Videos – Rock Lobster – Movable Type 4.1 gets released (*shrug* All I said was that it was released.) – Crash on Volturnus – Chapter 1 (I really should go back and work on that. I liked writing that stuff.) – Pairings (Another old Daria fanfiction piece that I had written way back when.) – How to stop the irritating “Updating your computer is almost complete – Restart Now?”...

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Daria works got posted over at Gromet’s

Just a quick note to mention that a pair of my Adult Daria works got posted over at Gromet’s Plaza site. Do note that this is an adult site before you go over there. 🙂 Two Hours Early In the Trunk You can also read the first work, the one that started all of this here: Late Night Nightmare. You can also read the works here on my site: Two Hours Early and In the Trunk. I’ve been asked if there will be a sequel. I had started one but never finished it. I thought I had saved it with my other Daria works but have yet to find it on any of my Archive CDs. I’m still looking though. edit: The forum for Gromet’s site is here in case you’re...

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Daria Iron Chef: Write what you know

  Daria slapped her arm and said, “Die, you unclean spawn of Barch.” She lifted her hand to see the mangled remains of a mosquito. Quinn looked over. “Ewwwww!!!! Daria, how could you?” “Don’t worry. We can fix him.” Daria pulled out a device and slowly passed it over the dead blob on her arm. After a few moments, Daria paused and looked at the device. “Oh, my mistake. That’s a salt shaker.” She tossed it over her shoulder, pulled out a second device and began passing that over the blob. This device gave off a siren type...

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“Helen? Look what I did today!”

This is going to be hard to explain to Helen thought Jake as he watched the Prince’s guards escort Daria and Quinn, now dressed in silks, to the waiting limo. He paused to peek into the briefcase once again. All those Benjamin Franklins looking back at him made him feel giddy. He snuck a bill out and used it to light a cigar. On second thought,he thought as he puffed away and watched the limo and its escort pull away, maybe Helen would understand.  

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But it was just a kiss…

(How a famous Daria scene should have gone.) Daria: I kissed my boyfriiend. I kissed Tom. Jane: What!? You mean you kissed *my* boyfriend? Daria (smirking): Not anymore he isn’t. “…and,” Daria sighed. “He’s not anyone’s boyfriend anymore.” Jane looked shocked. “You mean…” Daria nodded. “That’s right. He’s run off to join the priesthood.” “Damn…”

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Tom and Jerry

This was going to hard to explain Daria thought when MGM announced the release of Tom and Jerry – The Next Generation… …which now stared Tom Sloane as Tom and Jamie White as Jerry thanks to Quinn, now a producer at MGM, not being able to get his name right. OK, so it takes a little imagination on this one. -drmike

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Daria knew…

Daria knew it was going to be a strange day when she opened her eyes and saw Quinn, Tiffany and Ms. Li passed out naked on her bedroom floor.

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