Daria Iron Chef: Write what you know

  Daria slapped her arm and said, “Die, you unclean spawn of Barch.” She lifted her hand to see the mangled remains of a mosquito. Quinn looked over. “Ewwwww!!!! Daria, how could you?” “Don’t worry. We can fix him.” Daria pulled out a device and slowly passed it over the dead blob on her arm. After a few moments, Daria paused and looked at the device. “Oh, my mistake. That’s a salt shaker.” She tossed it over her shoulder, pulled out a second device and began passing that over the blob. This device gave off a siren type...

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“Helen? Look what I did today!”

This is going to be hard to explain to Helen thought Jake as he watched the Prince’s guards escort Daria and Quinn, now dressed in silks, to the waiting limo. He paused to peek into the briefcase once again. All those Benjamin Franklins looking back at him made him feel giddy. He snuck a bill out and used it to light a cigar. On second thought,he thought as he puffed away and watched the limo and its escort pull away, maybe Helen would understand.  

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But it was just a kiss…

(How a famous Daria scene should have gone.) Daria: I kissed my boyfriiend. I kissed Tom. Jane: What!? You mean you kissed *my* boyfriend? Daria (smirking): Not anymore he isn’t. “…and,” Daria sighed. “He’s not anyone’s boyfriend anymore.” Jane looked shocked. “You mean…” Daria nodded. “That’s right. He’s run off to join the priesthood.” “Damn…”

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Tom and Jerry

This was going to hard to explain Daria thought when MGM announced the release of Tom and Jerry – The Next Generation… …which now stared Tom Sloane as Tom and Jamie White as Jerry thanks to Quinn, now a producer at MGM, not being able to get his name right. OK, so it takes a little imagination on this one. -drmike

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Featured Wallpaper – USS Enterprise from Star Trek

Today’s featured wallpaper is from Jedi Haven, a combo Star Trek/ Star Wars fan site. (Well, at least I think it is.) Check out this page for all of the downloads.

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