Daria Fanfiction – Pairings

Daria and Jane get paired up in a different sort of class assignment. Pairings by Dr. Mike Disclaimer: The characters, Lynn and AP, are works of Canadibrit and are not to be used without her permission. Once again I do thank her for giving me the chance to use them in my fic piece. Ext. View: A Lawndale street. We see Daria and Jane walking down the street side by side, backpacks on their backs. Jane looks deep in thought as she takes a drink from her coffee cup every once in a while. Daria looks on. Daria: Jane? Jane: (With no interest) Hmmm? (Sip) Daria: (A little louder this time) Earth to Jane? Jane: (Still without much interest) Hmmm? (Sip) Daria: (Almost singing it this time) Planet Earth to Major Jane? (1) Jane just takes a sip this time without answering. You can clearly see that she has something else on her mind. Daria sighs, reaches over and pulls Jane’s coffee cup out of her hand. After a second or two, Jane takes a drink from her non-existent coffee cup. She seems to enjoy it as she smacks her lips as she lowers her empty hand. Daria is really looking at Jane strange now. Jane reaches up with her empty hand and finally discovers that her coffee cup is now missing. It takes another couple of seconds for the loss of her coffee cup to sink in as she stops walking. Jane: Hey! (Jane looks around looking for her cup finally setting her eyes on a blank faced Daria holding the missing cup.) What did you do that for? Daria: So you wouldn’t fall into that open manhole cover in front of you. Jane: (While looking down) Manhole cover? What manhole cover?…. Jane looks down and we see an open manhole cover no less than 5 feet directly in front of Jane. Jane: Oh, you mean that open manhole cover? Daria: No, I mean that one across the street, Lane. (The camera pulls back to another shot that shows the 2 characters towards the front of the screen while we can see the other side of the street with it’s own open manhole cover. Surely Jane would have fallen in the one in front of her though if Daria hadn’t stopped her.) Jane: OK, I guess I should be paying more attention to where I am walking, huh? Daria: Either that or we could get you a Seeing Eye dog. Jane: (Shrugging.) Another playmate for Zachary and Taylor. Daria begins to hand back the coffee cup to Jane but notices something strange about it first. She looks in the cup and takes a sniff. Daria: (Sniff.) Jane, this isn’t coffee. (Sniff.) This is milk. Jane: Yea, so? Daria: As long as I’ve known you, I have never seen you drink milk. Hell, how can you have milk in your house without it going bad first? Jane: (Shrugging.) I felt like something different this morning? Daria: (Looking at Jane.) I guess. (She hands the cup back to Jane.) So, what is on your mind this morning? You don’t seem to be here right now. Jane: (With a sigh.) Ms. Defoe has asked me to take some of the neighborhood kids around trick or treating. Daria: You actually volunteered for something from a teacher? Jane, you’re slipping. Jane: Well, she is my favorite teacher. Daria: I seem to remember a painting that you didn’t want to do when I first moved here that she talked you into. (2) Jane: Ok, I just want to make sure that I get a...

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